The children of /new/ prospered and multiplied in the land of 4chan. Now there arose up a new king of 4chan, and he knew not the sons of /new/, and spaketh unto moot "Come on, let us deal wisely with them; lest they multiply, and it come to pass, that free speech diminish profit potential, and so get them up out of the land!" And so, the Pharaoh of Oppression cast them out from his lands. The soldiers of 4chan pursued the sons of /new/ with great fury, and drove them to the borders of their realm; there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth as they were utterly banished. And it came to pass that they, the children of /new/, would wander the wildlands for forty hours, until arriving at their promised land: 4chon.